Accidentally Couged It!

Last night I was doing my daily round of checking out the latest happenings in the online dating world when it happened.  It snuck up on me like Jacquizz Rodger's sneaks up on the opposing teams defensive line.  I absentmindedly clicked on what I thought was a harmless profile.  Then, with horror I saw it.  His age.  This wee little lad was only 19 years old.  WHA?  Who is online dating at the ripe age of 19?  Evidently, this guy.  Sweet lord.  I had just become an accidental Cougar.  After letting out a short shriek and swiftly exiting out of his profile, I remembered something...this Mini Man could see that I viewed his profile.  Sweet lord.  I now looked creepier than Ben Roethlisberger during an off season. 

Dear Online Dating Sites,

Please get a disclaimer that says, "This guy is young.  Too young for you.  Please do not look at his profile unless you want to feel all icky inside."

Love,

Me

Pet name at standard?

Last night I was "talking" to a guy online and he said I was "cuter than allowed by law" and then he called me "Tiny Lil Pint-Sized Trooper".  Escusey bear?!?!  Tiny Lil Pint-Sized Trooper?!  Do you think I could legally change my name to that? Hilarious!

On another note:  today my M.I.P. (Men Improvement Plan) might have gone up from 1- not at standard to a 2- approaching standard.  The verdict is still out if I deserve this upgrade.  However, I did follow the plan this weekend and didn't "over text".  One of my friends went as far as to suggest I move up to a 3- at standard.  That suggestion was quickly ruled out and laughed at.  Rude stick!  I think I am at standard...but barely.