Last night I was doing my daily round of checking out the latest happenings in the online dating world when it happened. It snuck up on me like Jacquizz Rodger's sneaks up on the opposing teams defensive line. I absentmindedly clicked on what I thought was a harmless profile. Then, with horror I saw it. His age. This wee little lad was only 19 years old. WHA? Who is online dating at the ripe age of 19? Evidently, this guy. Sweet lord. I had just become an accidental Cougar. After letting out a short shriek and swiftly exiting out of his profile, I remembered something...this Mini Man could see that I viewed his profile. Sweet lord. I now looked creepier than Ben Roethlisberger during an off season.
Dear Online Dating Sites,
Please get a disclaimer that says, "This guy is young. Too young for you. Please do not look at his profile unless you want to feel all icky inside."
Love,
Me
Oh Cherry, you crack me up! Sorry for the Coug incident!
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