I found him! I finally found him! No, not the love o' my life, but the biggest doucher in America! This message is phenomenal and doesn't need any introduction. So without further adieu I give you Mr. Douchebag McGee. You're welcome!
"I have a concern. I think we should have the time of our life tonight! Just in case tomorrow aliens come down and steal all the pretty women who have beauty that is literally from another planet. Given most of the women in this world are cookie cutter, plastic, orange skin and bleached hair. And then Cherry appeared. So I know "if" big "if" right? Well "if" the aliens come tomorrow at least we will be able to say your last night on earth was amazing. Sounds pretty fantastic doesn't it?"
God Bless America!
OMG! I love this story! Now take one of these crazy men up on their offer for a date and your stories will take a turn... for the best... Or for the worst??? :) :)
ReplyDeleteLove all the stories! PLEASE keep 'em coming!
ReplyDeleteI am literally choking to prevent laughing aloud in class!!!
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