Two Truths and a Lie

It has been awhile since I graced you with my presence.  I apologize for that.  There have been a lot of successes in the internet world that I need to inform you on.  Or have there?  We are going to play our first game on the Slurgin home front. I will be giving you three options and you need to tell me which one is the lie.  I will follow this post up with the stories that go behind them.  Good luck to you all.

- I finally went out with a guy from the website. 

-I have expanded my search and joined another website...not as free as the last one.

- I found at least three men that I have thoroughly enjoyed on dating sites.

Ok my friends.  Which one reeks of lies from the Slurg?!